American boy walks up to his parents.
Boy : "Mom...Dad...I have something to confess"
Mom : "Ur gay arent u?"
Boy : "Huh?"
Dad : "Oh come on son. Its 2017. We're not gonna be so shallow as to not accept you for who you are"
Boy : "Actually...I wanted to say....I met a nice Muslim girl and I've fallen in love with her and the religion and I'm thinking of converting to Islam."
Parents : "Get out of my house."